Thursday, April 8, 2010

English class story

WARNING: This story is perverted and should not be read if you have a non-perverted or do not like perverted things. Thank you. :)

So we were in English class practicing for this play and we were just about to perform, we were all dressed up and Ben was holding the light saber that we had to use as a sword...the light saber lights up, vibrates and it makes noise when you press a little button at the hilt. Already it sounds perverted. So been accidentally presses the button and the noise goes off and starts vibrating and lighting up, and the class is completely silent at that moment so EVERYONE heard. So they turn and look at us and Ben says "What? I just touched it in the wrong place." That was the end of the silence. EVERYONE was laughing like crazy. I think one guy was crying he was laughing so hard. But that guy is a naturally laughterus person.
*laughterus- someone who laughs a lot.
~everyone

5 comments:

  1. I'm trying my hardest to NOT crack up, seeing as how my mom is right next to me and I don't want to scare her XD
    This kinda reminds me of my English class when we had to act out Romeo and Juliet. For the first kiss scene, we had two guys. They were trying to be all serious when the rest of us were cracking up and 'Romeo' says "Quiet! I'm trying to seduce this woman!" That just made us laugh harder :D Good times.
    -Paris

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  2. ~Paris
    LOLOL That's actually really Ironic cause the play was where we reenacted a scene in "A midsummer night's dream" which is ALSO from Shakespeare. Haha, Shakespeare and pervertedness just goes together I guess XD
    ~Everyone

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  3. I got the hint when light saber came up. I was like I know where this is going.

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  4. HAHA! That is VERY ironic!
    I remember my teacher saying that if there was something in the story that SEEMED sexual in any way, it probably was supposed to be. Shakespeare was a perverted man XD I had to explain a LOT of things to my oh-so-innocent friend. Like when we watched 10 Things I Hate About You (which is based off of a Shakespeare play...) they said "orgy". My friend whispers to me "What's an orgy?" I just looked at her and said "I'll tell you when you're older."
    -Paris

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  5. LOLOL We were talking about how Bottom wanted to play Thisby AND Pyramus so my teacher said "Just think about the make out sense. He would have to go back and forth for parts. Weird." And this guy said "It would be like this!" And stuck his tongue and and started to tongue-make out with the air. It was hilarious and weird at the same time.
    ~Everyone

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